Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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