maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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