There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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