do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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