Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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