i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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