Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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