i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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