Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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