did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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