yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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