WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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