That's intense
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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