you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I touched a dick in church today
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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