god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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