Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I skipped work to stalk him.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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