i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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