She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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