at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I love black thongs
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Randomize
