Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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