Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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