Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
