this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Farmville is her only friend.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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