Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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