Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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