Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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