What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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