I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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