just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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