shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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