I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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