Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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