you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
