And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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