She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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