i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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