Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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