Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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