I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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