dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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