plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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