reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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