i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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