She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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