I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
