Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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