Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I currently don't understand fingers.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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