Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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