This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
i think i just lost a toe
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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