Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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